alexalltimeloww:

credit.
officialwhitegirls:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan, via surroundedbyamericanidiots)

iswearimnotnaked:

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

(via officialhashbrowns)